[This is just my attempt at being funny.]
Dear Hosiery Advocate, I am a guy, who needs help with purchasing a gift on Valentine's Day. I don't want her to be mad at me. What do I do?
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Doubtful, in Dawson Creek, British Columbia
Dear Doubtful In Dawson Creek, I recommend that you buy a nice pair of Wolford hosiery. Wrap it up in a nice heart shaped box. After supper, show her the box. After she opens the box and says, You bought a pair of pantyhose?!?
, then say, Well, of course I bought myself a pair of pantyhose. What about you? What did get yourself?
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Let me know how that works for you.
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Hosiery Advocate
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