Saturday, January 29, 2011

Dear H.A.: How To Not Get Strange Glances?

[This is just my attempt at being funny.]

Dear Hosiery Advocate, I am a guy, who usually wears pink tights with shorts. Every time I walk down the street, people look at me in a strange way. How do I get them to stop?

Hopeful, in Humboldt, Saskatchewan

Dear Hopeful in Homboldt, buy a wig. Long flowing locks will do wonders to bring out your complexion.

Let me know how it works out for you.

Hosiery Advocate

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