Saturday, February 5, 2011

Dear H.A.: Advice For Valentine's Day?

[This is just my attempt at being funny.]

Dear Hosiery Advocate, I am a guy, who needs help with purchasing a gift on Valentine's Day. I don't want her to be mad at me. What do I do?

Doubtful, in Dawson Creek, British Columbia

Dear Doubtful In Dawson Creek, I recommend that you buy a nice pair of Wolford hosiery. Wrap it up in a nice heart shaped box. After supper, show her the box. After she opens the box and says, You bought a pair of pantyhose?!?, then say, Well, of course I bought myself a pair of pantyhose. What about you? What did get yourself?.

Let me know how that works for you.

Hosiery Advocate

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