Saturday, February 12, 2011

Dear H.A.: How Do I Stop Staring Eyes, When I Wear Hosiery And Shorts?

[This is just my attempt at being funny.]

Dear Hosiery Advocate, I am a guy, who likes to wear shorts & hosiery when I go out. It's cold these days. People stare. They try to hide their children when I walk near. Even the police give me problems. What do I do?

Concerned, in Castlegar, British Columbia

Dear Concerned in Castlegar, people can sure be irrational sometimes. Isn't that right? I had that same problem, too, until I discovered that wearing them on my legs, under my shorts, is a little less noticeable than wearing them on my head.

Let me know how that works for you.

Hosiery Advocate

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